Dude, it's you!

I don't get why you're not there
In the movies
When you're somebody's stunt double

Scrubbing up to bring the funny doctor style
When you finally found
That your twin, he was born a clown
It's not right
It's not fair
But it is there
Breaking out in sweats in the night
In a fright
Is it Braff that you look just like?
It's not right
It's not fair
But you just don't care

Dude, it's you!

I don't get why you're not there
In the movies
When you're somebody's stunt double

Hanging out with Portman on the Jersey side
Then you're thinking it's true
That this guy's even more like you
It's not right
It's not fair
He's a little square
And every band you know lends a track
But no Backpack
How can Humpy hook something up with Zach?
It's not right
It's not fair
This is going nowhere...

Dude, it's you!

I don't get why you're not there
In the movies
When you're somebody's stunt double
I guess life just isn't fair
It's a movie
Is it comedy or trouble?

And boy I'm telling you
that Steve Augeri he ain't no Steve Perry
George Hamilton ain't nothing like Warren Beatty
Chris's Tucker and Rock might be a toss
But neither Olsen Twin could be considered a loss
Skeet Ulrich is like Johnny Depp lite
Now would you take Will Ferrell or Chad Smith in a fight?
Leelee Sobieski and Helen Hunt can act
But Pee Wee Herman and Alan Cumming are both so whack
And did you notice this other thang?
Tobey Maguire kind of looks like K. D. Lang

I don't get why you're not there...

Garden State... you've got to rent it!